Watson the Hedgehog is a hedgehog with an unnatural desire to drink booze, a desire he has had ever since Evil Master infected him with Booze microbes, that make you addicted to booze, in the story Watson's Story. He used to be a top scientist of Defense Force Y. Now he has been exiled.
Watson (Drunk)
Sober Watson.
Life[]
Before he became a boozer, he was a top scientist who created things such as Brains's gun, the Lob Launcher seen in Death Count 600, a game and movie, and the Forest Pr
Bruce and Watson love to go to the tavern together...
owl X-Mecha, as seen in Sonic Adventure 3. When he became drunk, he started a new life, visiting the Creepy Old Booze Dealer , who was actually an Evil Master spy, writing the Boozical plays and writing songs. He currently has six albums, 15 Boozical plays and two children, Brains (see page Brains the Genius Hedgehog ) and Sober, who later renamed herself Saber. Watson is currently friends with Bruce (his page coming soon too) and lives in Ben Boyd Road NBPS, 5C classroom, Phillip's chairbag. Whenever Ashura and the others have adventures he is often at the scene messing things up and boozing.
He has an army known as the Kegheads who have been loyal to him since he became their king in the story Boozed Up. They are completely mute.
Watson became sober temporarily after he was shocked by one of Brain's devices. He then became drunk again after he was infected agan in the next episode, The Victor Saga. In that time he had his kids, Sober and Brains .
Watson used to work as a driver for Hillsbus, but was sacked for drink driving and crashing a few too many times.
m/o 9813 running a 610 service to the city. This is just before Watson caused a major crash at QVB.
He also owns Watshon Telecomunicaishon Shervishes, which can be heard in any episodes. Ashura sued the company because it wouldn't let him call his friends.
Watson is infamous for raiding and stealing booze with his Kegheads from many Liquorland and BWS stores.
Watson's favourite drink, booze.
Enemies[]
The whole of Sword Shockwave hates Drunk Watson, but the person who hates him the most is Ashura, the only one that Watson hates back. They are enemies because Ashura stole all his booze and told him to sober up, Watson wrote a hate song about it, Ashura sued him and the war began.
Quotes[]
Drunk[]
"Me BOOOOOOOZE!" - Main Quote.
"Where's me bottle o' booze?"- Other main quote.
"Don't save 'im! SAVE ME BOOZE!" - When Bruce fell into the lava along with a bottle of booze.
"THANK YOU FOR USHING WATSHUNS TELECOMMUNICASHUNS SHERVICHES!' - Over the phone
"You have just won *hic* 12 free kegzh o' booze! To claim your prizsh, *hic* call our help shentre by dialing *hic* 32008!" - Also over the phone.
"You have won *hic* 1000 boxes o' booze flavord ishe blocksh. *hic* Now with real booshe! *hic*" - Also over the phone.
"Need...*hic*...me booze..*hic*..." - Final battle.
"We gonna party all night *hic*! We gonna booze ourshelvez up! 'Cause we're da alcoholics!" - Watson singing his new single
Sober[]
"Sherlock, you are looking good today."(to the many girls that he meets)
"Press this button, then that one and finally that one. Poof the chicken is fried."(when showing off things to his friends)
Music[]
Watson has released over eighteen studio albums, all of them banned in Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Portugal, South Korea, France and Iceland. In the music industry, he has been active since 2002 (real world time).
Studio albums[]
[E] means that the song has been given a Parental Advisory sticker.
Boozer (2002)[]
Singles:
1. Do the Alcohol [E]
2. Let's Booze [E]
3. Keg Keg
4. Keg City
5. Who Let The Kegs Out [E]
6. Watshun Telekummunicashuhns Shervisehs Promo Theme ft. Drunken Elf
2 Drunk 2 B True (2004)[]
1. Sober Up! [E]
2. 36 Kegs O' Booze
3. Gimme All Ya Kegz
4. Booze Addict [E]
Don't Steal My Booze (2007)[]
1. Don't Steal My UKS Booze ft. Stupid Bruce
2. I'm Drunken and I Know It
3. I Like Kegs
4. Keg Shop [E]
Watsonstyle (2010)[]
1. Drinking Watson Style [E]
2. Drunk Watson
3. Party Keg Anthem [E]
4. Party In The Liquorland (Party In The Yoja House parody) [E]
Epic Watson (2010)[]
1. Alcoholics
2. Kegbus [E]
3. Epic Watson [E]
4. The Boozer (What Does The Boozer Say?)
5. Boozer (Parody of Thriller)
And his new album, Viva la Booze (Long live the Booze) (2013)[]
1. Where My Booze Is
2. We Drink All The Booze [E]
3. Where's Me Bottle O' Booze? [E]
4. Stick Ya Head In A Keg
5. I'm On Top of a Keg (Parody of I'm on top the world)
Booze 2 Da Maximum (2014)[]
1. The Keg and the Boozer [E]
2. Sorry for Being Drunk [E]
3. Keghedge [E]
4. The Kegheads (Parody of "Jan Egeland" by Ylvis)
5. Some Boozer Like Me (Parody of "Someone Like Me" by Ylvis) [E]
6. Kegheads (Parody of Hedgeos Theme) [E]
7. Dumb Ways To Booze (Parody of 'Dumb Ways To Die') [E]
8. Where is Me Booze? (Parody of YMCA)
32008 (2016)[]
1. Booze Me Up (Parody of "Save Me" by Royksopp)
2. Unsoberable (Parody of "Indestructible" by Robyn) [E]
3. They Sell Booze (Parody of "Love Kills" by Robyn) [E]
4. 25 O' 32008 [E]
5. Drink (Parody of "Moan" by Trentemoller) [E]
6. Whiskey Bottle (Parody of "Poor Leno" by Royksopp) ft. Drunken Elf
7. I'm Drinkin' Booze Trick FT. Trick (Parody of "I'm In Miami Trick" by LMFAO) [E]
Ready, Set, BOOZE! (2019)[]
1. Up In Da Pub ft. Creepy Old Booze Dealer [E]
2. Get Drunk (PSY - Right Now Parody) [E]
3. The BWS (Ylvis - The Cabin Parody)
4. Booze Machine (Robyn - Time Machine Parody) [E]
5. Invisible Kegs (Chateau Marmont - Invisible Eyes Parody)
6. I Want Kegs Now (Rich Girl Parody)
Bottles O' Booze! (2020)[]
1. Super Liquorland (Delta Station - Super Sonic Land Parody)
2. I'm Never Gonna Sober Up [E]
3. Booze Fountain [E]
4. Running 2 My Booze (Röyksopp - Running to the Sea Parody) [E]
5. Kegbot (Robyn - Fembot Parody) [E]
6. Let's Drink Some Booze, Boozers! (Robyn - Konichiwa Bxxxxxs Parody) [E]
The 11th Keg (2021)[]
1. Booze Filled Keg (Röyksopp/Depeche Mode - Ice Machine Parody)
2. The Drunkards (Kraftwerk - The Robots Parody)
3. Booze Yo' Self Up [E]
4. Glug Glug Hic [E]
5. We will Booze Up (We will Rock you Parody)
6. Boozer Shake [E] (Harlem Shake Parody)
7. Smells like Me Spirits (Smells like Teen Spirits Parody)
12-12 (2024)[]
1. Drunkness (Ylvis - Pressure Parody) [E]
2. Drink It (Ylvis - Work It Parody) [E]
3. With Every Booze Bottle (Robyn - With Every Heartbeat Parody)
4. Buy Some Booze Now (Robyn - Call Your Girlfriend Parody)
5. Super Booze! [E]
6. Blue Booze (PSY - Blue Frog Parody) [E]
Booze, Kegs and Drunken Hedgehogs... (2026)[]
1. Dancing Without Booze (Robyn - Dancing On My Own Parody)
2. Beer Rain [E]
3. Need Me Booze (Crush 40 - His World (Theme of Sonic) Parody)
4. All Of You Get Drunk! (Crush 40 - All Hail Shadow (Theme of Shadow) Parody [E]
5. Never Will Be Sober! (Robyn - Be Mine! Parody) [E]
6. Drunko and Kega (Jean Michel Jarre - Teo and Tea)
After 14 Bottles... (2028)[]
1. Drink All This Booze [E]
2. U Know I Love Booze (So Gimme A Keg!) [E]
3. The ABCs of Booze: 26 Kinds of Alcohol [E]
4. So Much Alcohol [E]
5. Some Booze In My Keg [E]
6. Drugs, Booze, Ciggies and Hedgehogs [E] (feat. Stupid Bruce)
7. Frozen Booze [E]
Alcoloaded (2030)[]
1. They're Too Sober
2. Boozing Across Dimensions [E] (feat. Rusty Pete & Azure Alcohol)
3. Drunken Up Here [E] (Royksopp - Happy Up Here Parody)
4. Alcoloaded [E] (feat. SoberNot)
5. Alcoholics (Stereolotus Remix) [E] (feat. Stereolotus)
6. Rolling Keg Attack!
7. Kegging Ball [E] (Wrecking Ball Parody)
More singles coming soon!
Watson the Sixteenth (2036)[]
- Keg This Up [E]
- Viva La Booze (16th Album Re-recording)
- Equibooze (Jean Michel Jarre - Equinox Parody)
Get Boozy (2039)[]
- Get Boozy [E]
- Drink It Again [E]
- Booze It [E]
- Every Little Keg [E]
- Kegument [E]
Compilation albums[]
Boozer Talk[]
Note: Boozer Talk is a parody of the Robyn album "Body Talk". Boozer Talk compiles all of Watson's existing Robyn parodies and showcases some new Robyn parodies.
Tracklist:[]
1. Kegbot (Fembot) [E]
2. Don't F*****g Tell Me What To Drink (Don't F*****g Tell Me What To Do) [E]
3. Dancing Without Booze (Dancing On My Own)
4. Unsoberable (Indestructible) [E]
5. Booze Machine (Time Machine) [E]
6. They Sell Booze (Love Kills) [E]
7. Drink With Me (Hang With Me)
8. Buy Some Booze Now (Call Your Girlfriend)
9. None of These Kegs (None of Dem) [E]
10. We Drink All The Booze (We Dance To The Beat) [E]
11. U Should B Drunker (U Should Know Better) [E]
12. Booze Shop King (Dancehall Queen)
13. Get Myself More Drunker (Get Myself Together)
14. In My Keg (In My Eyes)
15. Drunk 4-Ever (Stars 4-Ever) [E]
Watson[]
Note: Watson is a parody of ROBYN, Robyn's 2005 album.
Tracklist[]
- Curriculum Me Booze [E]
- Let's Drink Some Booze, Boozers! [E]
- Boozerstyle [E]
- You Can't Sober Me [E]
- Keg Like You [E]
- Never Will Be Sober! [E]
- With Every Booze Bottle
- Who's That Drunk? [E]
- Bionic Boozer
- Crash and Booze Booze [E]
- Robotkeg
- Eclipse of a Bottle
- Should Have Drunken [E]
- Any Booze You Like
- Booze On [E]
- Keep This Boozer Drinking (Re-dub)
- Show Me Booze (Re-dub)
- Keg U Up [E]
Lyrics[]
Do the Alcohol (Original Song)[]
(Spoken word)
Watson: So, what's happeining tonight *hic*?
Guy: Eh...BOOZE PARTY!
Watson: **** yeah!
(Song)
Everybody do the alcohol! (Na-na-na-na!)
I've got alcohol! (Na-na-na-na)
Do the alcohol! (Na-na-na-na)
Drink some alcohol! (Na-na-na-NA!)
Everybody do the alcohol! (Na-na-na-na!)
I've got alcohol! (Na-na-na-na)
Do the alcohol! (Na-na-na-na)
Drink some alcohol! (Na-na-na-NA!)
Let's Booze[]
(Glug-glug-glug)
(Glug-glug-glug)
(Glug-glug-glug)
(Glug-glug-glug)
Yeah, I wanna get boozed, head in a keg
Buying all the beer in the shop
This party is so drunk
Not sober
No, it's not sober
'Cause you're not gonna steal me booze (my ******* booze)
Ashura, you can't steal me ******* booze!
More coming soon!
Unsoberable (Indestructible by Robyn Parody)[]
I'm going back to my booze at the speed of light
I'm drunk, it's mine
One booze addict
Not sober
No, I'm not sober
A freeze-frame of the booze in the Liquorland
Beer pouring down, down my throat
I'm drunk
Don't go sober
Don't you sober up
And I never was smart with booze
I drunk a bottle every minute and stuck my head in a keg
But I'm gonna drink booze like I've never been drunk before
I'm gonna drink booze like I'm unsoberable
This booze is ultra addictive and
it's taking over
This is boozed-up
And I'm unsoberable
Kegs up in the air like we don't care
We're diving deep into booze
And the bottles fill up with booze
To the brim with booze
It's just me and booze I ignore Ashura Fall to the floor Head in a keg Stick your head in a keg
And I never was smart with booze
I drunk a bottle every minute and stuck my head in a keg
But I'm gonna drink booze like I've never been drunk before
I'm gonna drink booze like I'm unsoberable
This booze is ultra addictive and
it's taking over
This is boozed-up
*hic*, and I'm gonna drink it
I'm gonna drink booze like I've never been drunk before
I'm gonna drink booze like I'm unsoberable
This booze is ultra addictive and
it's taking over
This is boozed-up
And I'm unsoberable
More coming soon!
TV Shows[]
Watson Does Drunkfully:[]
Season 1:[]
Ep 1. Drink Driving [R]
Ep 2. Warfare [M]
Ep 3. Rage Games [R]
Ep 4. Pizza Delivery [PG-13]
Ep 5. Babysitting [MA15+]
Season 2:[]
Ep 6. Helping Elders [M]
Ep 7. Hitman [R]
Ep 8. Talent Show Judge [MA15+]
Ep 9. Lifeguard [M]
Ep 10.Executioner [MA15+]
Season 3:[]
Ep 11. Janitor [M]
Ep 12. Bus Driver [MA15+]
Ep 13. Musician [PG]
Ep 14. Primary School [M]
Ep 15. Hangover [R]
Season 4:[]
Ep 16. Sleeping with Kegs [X] - Banned Due To Giving Viewers Seizures Because of it's Utter Wrongness
Ep 16 - Replacement Banker [M]
Ep 17. Evil Master Samurai [MA15+]
Ep 18. Singer [M]
Ep 19. Burgular [R]
Finale ( All Episodes Plus a Bonus Episode + Behund The Scenes)
There has been rumours on Mobius of WDD Returning to th screen...
Chat Time, With Watson (Talkshow):[]
Season 1:[]
Ep 1. Ashura [M]
Ep 2. Naomi [PG]
Ep. 3 Voltage [PG]
Ep. 4 Aqua [M]
Ep. 5 Nitron [M]
Ep. 6 Royksöpp [PG]
Ep. 7 Bruce [MA15+]
Season 2:[]
Ep 8. Tremor [PG]
Ep 9. Bacon [M]
Ep 10. Trick [PG]
Ep 11. Equinox [M]
Ep 12. Elemental [M]
Ep 13. Rebell [M]
Ep 14. Paradigm [M]
Ep 15. Tashah [PG]
Season 3:[]
Ep. 16 Hunt [M]
Ep. 17 Defiant [M]
Ep. 18 Jason & Katy [MA15+]
Ep. 19 Candice [PG]
Ep. 20 Matthew [M]
Ep. 21 Trentemoller [PG]
Ep. 22 Robyn [M]
Ep. 23 Victor [MA15+]
Season 4[]
Ep. 24 The Fruit Trio [PG]
Ep. 25 Maroana & Heroin [MA15+]
Ep. 26 Felix [M]
Ep 27 Slenderhog [R]
Ep 28 Sober [M]
Ep 29 Brains [M]
Ep 30 Bob [MA15+]
MORE COMING SOON
How To, With Sober Watson[]
Season 1:[]
Coming Soon!